Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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