I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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