I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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