doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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