Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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