I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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