He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
why is half of my head shaved?
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