yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad