We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
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You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
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You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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