My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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