I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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