Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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