He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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