U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
