Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
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his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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