worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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