his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
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she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
try to milk me bitch
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