come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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