I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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