sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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