we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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