The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
50% drunk capacity currently
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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