I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
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I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I will pee on everything he values.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
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Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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