what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
