marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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