Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
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