Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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