U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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