...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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