We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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