i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
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the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
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James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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