I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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