There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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