I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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