She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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