Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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