yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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