Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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