My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Randomize
