And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
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I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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