Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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