Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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