i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
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I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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