He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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