OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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