Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
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No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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