imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
It's never too late to be topless.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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