when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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