Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
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My legs feel like baby dolphins
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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