i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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