Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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