are you still at the devil's house?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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