Your tits are I can't wait for
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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