I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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